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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Things Of Movies

It's bloody done!
Me & my friend Josh have been working on a movie for the last 5 months, a 1950's style horror movie. The name...EGG PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE!! once it is released, I'll give you a rundown on the story.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Gavin Given The Boot

Well folks, it looks as though Dave is giving me the boot, but you can find all my old posts at http://www.punchoutgod.blogspot.com. You see Dave planned to make a blog with all his friends but now he has changed his mind and wants the whole cake. Get some Kicks come to the blog of greatness. Mine.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Theories of Doom

Hello, Dave here, 'tis my birthday today so I thought I would rant about some random stuff. I have some theories brought on by my own self importance, they are as follows:

I am the only real person. Everyone else is nought but a Schizophrenic fantasy of my own design. The beauty of this idea is that it is impossible to prove one way or the other, if someone else claims to be real, than I might just claim that that is exactly what a figment would say, as the figments would be convinced of their own realness, as they were created by me , & I had believed they were real at the time, & since they are all figments, there would be no one to tell me they aren't real.

the Entire Universe is a microscopic Blip (Blip: a word describing a very small, random, object, which to the naked eye would appear to be little more than a speck, molocule, or piece of lint) in someone's bedroom, whose entire universe is a blip in someone else's bedroom, Etc. this explanes how the universe is infinite (it isn't), why it's so bloomin' dark (our galaxy happens to be towards the center of the blip), & most interestingly of all, how, after we wash our shirts, they come out with hundreds of little "Shirt Balls" all over them (New Universes being cultured in the "Great Incubater" (laundry machine).

Bill Gates is Satan: he invented Windows, 'nuff said.
OK, need more proof, looks quiet & unassuming, but rips the still beating hearts from the chests of his competitors, figurativly of course. He has a virtual monopoly, & has squeezed it dry, makeing himself the richest man living. his name in ASCII totals up to 666, the Mark of the Beast. Has actually tried to eat my soul. OK, I have no proof of that, but every time I see him, he's got a "just-wiped-the-blood-from-someones-baby-off-his-face" look.

Well, that's all my Irreverent theories for now, expect more to come.

Friday, December 30, 2005

awsome movie reviews

This is to be the first in my list of AWSOME MOVIE REVIEWS! I chose this to be first as it displays some of the key elements of a good Bad Kung Fu movie, bad dialog, most life altering experiances happen moments befor the camera starts rolling (In this case, the main character's family was murdered by the villian & he was introduced as he was running through the woods being chased by nameless henchmen) a comical Kung Fu master who saves the main character, Ninjas in China for no particular reason, a Samurai in the wrong costume & hair, & finally, a scene on the cover that never happened in the movie (the guy with throwing stars stuck in his eyes).

The first misdemenor of the story was very early in the film, the main character saves the ill dressed samurai from certain doom from a number of Kung Fu masters he had beaten earlier, & then the relationship between the two is never heard of again until the final climactic battle. The the next crossed wire is when, during the opening monologue, the narrator (who disapears for the rest of the film) refears to the temple as The Shaolin Temple, however, Shaolin is a Religion, so it should be a Shaolin temple. On several occasions, one character has already moved his hand to block an attack before the other throws it.
several scenes involving people jumping very high (ie. into trees) are obviously filmed in reverse.

In total I would give this movie 4 Drunken Staffs out of 5, I suggest everyone go out & see this movie, reguardless if you want to or not.

Abandon all Hope, Ye who Enter here

This be the land of a variety of things I strongly like or very strongly dislike, with a fair smattering of things I do not feel strongly on one way or the other. As you may have guessed from the title, I like Zombies, Kung Fu, & DOOM. It is here you will be able to read my random grudges against such matters of annoying foodstuffs to bothersom world leaders, & listen as I giggle like a schoolgirl as I describe the most excelent movies I have yet come across, rant on my foolish friends & how they shall be used as my new power base once I RULE THE WORLD.
Anywho, I invite you all to laugh & cry along with me, as I try to rid the planet of my evil Arch-Nemesis Tim, & his Diabolical Zombie Apocolypse!
If anyone would like to visit his Blog Of Sin it is http://www.keep-your-pants-on.blogspot.com/